I can’t. Pls stop this man.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
…the Eliza Dooley (official Twitter) account is now following me. o-o
Er, welcome to what happens when you tweet with the #SelfieABC tag?
友達を騙してみた。#この動画大好き 〜 ゴルゴ郷原
I tried tricking my friend. #ilovethisvideo 〜 ゴルゴ郷原
OK, say cheese.
You’re gonna take a selfie anyway aren’t you?
Nah this isn’t a selfie, it’s a Vine.
Bring Me the Horizon - Drown
"Don’t let me drown…"
This. I needed this.
Thank you everybody now my life is complete
Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source
let me tell you a story about the google headquarters
so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw
but you’d kind of expect all that right
but then I started to notice something kind of weird
there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface
so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:
"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"
google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks
and actually listened to it
AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS
Loki’s Whispers - Good Morning. An inspirational wake-up for your mornings.
“Time to wake up, darling. Today is a new day, a new chapter in your life, a day for new possibilities, a day you can conquer. The day is yours, so own it. You can do anything. The sky’s the limit. Your sky. Your limit. Today is your day, your story, make it a good one and make it count.”
Tune in to “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,” Tuesday, October 28 at 9|8c on ABC to see the broadcast debut of the Marvel’s “Avengers: Age of Ultron” trailer!
*looks at her December comic book order*
Well, they certainly found my money.
(There’s twenty comics in that order.)
Featuring: Catwoman, Batgirl, Supergirl, Gotham Academy, Angela: Asgard’s Assassin, Bee and Puppycat, Bitch Planet, Black Widow, Eternal, Jim Henson’s Storyteller: Witches, Loki: Agent of Asgard, Lumberjanes, ODYC, Roche Limit, Storm, Supreme Blue Rose, Thor, Wayward, The Wicked + The Divine, and Wonder Woman.